The Captain's Log - Volume 31

Continued from Volume 30


Date: Wednesday, January 08, 2003 at 08:21:05 PM
Email: webmaster@rossespoint.com
Name: Ciaran
Message: Hi all,
A new volume for 2003! The latest update is that I've finally gotten around to uploading Katie Haran from Coney Islands' visitors book from the 70's and 80's. You can go directly to it from here. There is also a link from the Coney Island page.
I'm sure there are plenty of you out there who visited the Island in the 70's and 80's...you'd never know, maybe you signed Katie's book at the time!
Best rgds, Ciaran


Date: Thursday, January 09, 2003 at 12:27:29 AM
Email: sob@eejit.net
Name: Seamus O'Gallagher
Message: The "Fans of Dubya" have invited me to edit a book of essays portraying the charitable qaulities, which are many of Dubya. The Metal Man has kindly agreed to be publisher and printer, as he is the only one on this site never to have lied in his life, one way or the other. The essays must be not more than 6 pages, with a maximum of 6 words to a page in large letters and written slowly as Dubya cannot read fast. Title suggestions: "Dubya: friend of the poor of the world, especially homeless Arabs, Palestinians and Africans." "Father and Son: Daddy and Dubya, inheritors of the voice behind the burning bush" "Bush the upholder of democracy using pregnant chads" Anyway friends these are samples. Send essay to Seamus O'Gallagher, E A FitzPatrick Asylum for Widowed and Orphaned Men The Bowery New York. God Bless America


Date: Thursday, January 09, 2003 at 12:32:14 AM
Email: qm@misguan
Name: Maeve
Message: Dear Begobs when I was up in Cavan 'twas all lakes and bogs. If yez want a dacent runaway meself and himself could export the one from Lar Easa and we might have peace and quiet here. Himself reminded me of the time we were in a bad way for fertiliser and we saw a troop of mane Cavan motherless sods coming along the bohreen and I lay down on the road and waved me legs in the air miles apart and it did the trick as they ran away leaving a yella trail. Begobs we had great turnips that year


Date: Thursday, January 09, 2003 at 07:27:23 AM
Email: jgarch@zemail.com.au
Name: Janet Grey
Message: I am the grandaughter of Margaret Gillen from Rosses Point. I never met my grandnmother as she died before I was borne which was in Sydney Australia where I live. My father, Ernie Grey, was one of Margaret's 8 sons. I have only just discovered the website and feel nostalgic for a place that I have never known but hope to one day.


Date: Saturday, January 11, 2003 at 02:38:18 PM
Email: dominic.keane@bnm.ie
Name: Dominic Keane
Message: Ann and myself have booked our house with Hazel Gillen for our annual August holiday in the Point for 03. This will be our 22nd August in a row holidaying in the Point . We left Sligo for Cork in 1981. We enjoy it better as the years go bye. Regards to all our friends in the Point. Dominic and Ann Keane.


Date: Monday, January 13, 2003 at 04:40:55 AM
Email: wby@the bank
Name: W B Yeats
Message: I presume the previous message is in code.


Date: Monday, January 13, 2003 at 04:41:56 AM
Email: le@crean's cross.ie
Name: Lady Erin
Message: I presume Willie 'tis what they call marse code.


Date: Monday, January 13, 2003 at 04:42:48 AM
Email: tm@collooney
Name: Teeling Monument
Message: To think this is what we fought and died for, pups that cannot communicate.


Date: Thursday, January 16, 2003 at 04:10:39 PM
Email: v
Name: visitor
Message: Dear Mr. Devaney, do we have to have mindless people attempting to destroy this great guest book. Can you please remove these totally irrelevant and idiotic messages?


Date: Friday, January 17, 2003 at 09:12:41 AM
Email: webmaster@rossespoint.com
Name: Ciaran
Message: Hi all,
Apologies for not tidying up the rubbish left by those who cannot be bothered to contribute anything of sense. It will be removed by this evening.
Rgds, Ciaran


Date: Saturday, January 18, 2003 at 08:34:15 PM
Email: conorbree@eircom.net
Name: conor bree
Message: This is a great website and I really like it. from Conor Bree 87 Crozon Park sligo


Date: Sunday, January 19, 2003 at 01:22:45 AM
Email: pam@townhall.ie
Name: P A McHugh
Message: Now that's a nice entry form that man from Cartron. All fields in my day with cattle in them. Sligo is expanding rapidly.

Date: Sunday, January 19, 2003 at 09:43:41 PM
Email: doodydi@eircom.net
Name: Diane Corish
Message: enjoyed your website from Carnesore point coastguards


Date: Tuesday, January 21, 2003 at 12:57:10 PM
Email: robertc@harland-wolff.com
Name: Robert Childs
Message: Hi I'm researching ships built by harland and wolff - do you have any paintings details of the "Galgorm Castle" which is refenced in a number of your pages. Many Thanks Robert


Date: Thursday, January 23, 2003 at 01:10:33 AM
Email: tm@carrignagat
Name: The Teeling Monument
Message: The men, boys and girls of Colooney, Coollaney Carrignagat and Branchfield are armed with pikes, pitchforks, etc etc and are prepared to defend Ireland against all who try to remove their subsidies, dole, headage grants, ewe replacement schemes, milk bonuses and other tax payer grants to non taxpayers in the County of Sligo. To the tractors all!!!!!


Date: Thursday, January 23, 2003 at 04:05:05 PM
Email: bertie@dail.ie
Name: The man without the anorak
Message: How yez all down dere in Shligo. Yez probably read in The Indo me young wan got a millin dollars to rite a booek. Now I'm not much offa reader meself, but yez know yerself the ould party doesn't give me much time for relaxing. What with all dem state papers and bills and bills for electric at home begobs I have enuff reading. And between you and me and the gate post dem tribs, honestly every time I read a report me hair stands on me head! Anyway wat I wanted to say was to ask yez to buy a copy the young wan's booek when it comes out. Slan


Date: Thursday, January 23, 2003 at 04:30:41 PM
Email: sh#*@irag.palace
Name: Sad man in Iraq
Message: I urgently requierr the phone numburr for The E A FitzPAtrick Asylum for widowed and orphaned men. I haf lots of brown paper bags filled with the black stuff. Hurry pleeze before it leaks. There are many ships, planes, tanks and tractors, yes tractors beating to my door. The tractors all have large signs with someone elses name not mine of them. What is Walsh? Is it a manure?


Date: Friday, January 24, 2003 at 04:07:17 PM
Email: qm@misguan
Name: Queen Maeve
Message: Oh begobs, yer bringing tears to me eyes, imagine you knew Alfie's Flea circus down in Adelaide Street. Do you mind the lollipops he made? Did ye ever know about Joe's holiday in Belgium in 1972? He went with a right shower of latchico's from Sligo Marist PPU; including John "Neighbour'Fallon and Mick Carroll, Pascal Morrison and yer man Foley out in Australia. I belive the antics began once the train pulled away from Sligo station and were non-stop till they came back again.


Date: Sunday, January 26, 2003 at 12:47:29 AM
Email: le@creansx.ie
Name: Lady Erin
Message: I see the County Councilors are on about the new road once again. This must be a record debate. Albert the Red is afeared of the men and women with knives and forks looking for artifacts might come across something of such vast importance they might delay progress. The only artifact's delaying progress in Sligo are the human ones.


Date: Sunday, January 26, 2003 at 04:00:41 PM
Email: pam@townhall.ie
Name: P A McHugh
Message: I hear that the mid-block route is to be called The Expressway when it is completed!


Date: Sunday, January 26, 2003 at 09:02:43 PM
Email: dmdr96@hotmail.com
Name: DENISE MAHON
Message: we used to holiday here as children, i have so many happy memories. i would like to take my mum back to stay over Easter anyone know of any self-catering accommodation to let? not caravans! thankyou


Date: Monday, January 27, 2003 at 08:33:16 AM
Email: betiesans anorak@andail.ie
Name: The Boss
Message: Bejabbers this is bleeding terrible news. How am I goan to face de peeble of Ireland about dis atall atall? Do any of yez down dere in Shligo know where I can get a jet on the never never, even Bowmaker's won't give me a cent anymore. Me credit is run out and the young one's millins won't be through fer anudder few years, at least dat wat she says to me. Who would wan't to be teeshock of any country bates me anyway. Nutting but truble.


Date: Monday, January 27, 2003 at 08:37:09 AM
Email: pam@ town hall.ie
Name: P A McHugh
Message: Get on yer bike man, like we did. Why Mick Collins never had to use a jet once in his life although he had one on standby at Croydon in case he had to run from 10 Downing Street. And believe it or not he had a bicycle made for three outside Lloyd Georges front window in case he and Desmond FitzGerald and Arthur Griffth had to make a dash for it. Throughout the entire negotiations the trio kept their bicycle clips on! Now Bertie I wonder how you and Celia would look with bicycle clips, or where would Celia put them?????


Date: Monday, January 27, 2003 at 08:38:54 AM
Email: conin thecrate
Name: Countess
Message: My good man teeshock, I will have you know I drove a coach and four everywhere I went and at breackneck speed. My daddy and mummy had a Daimler EI-2 to get a round in.


Date: Monday, January 27, 2003 at 08:39:33 AM
Email: tm@ carrignagat
Name: Teeling
Message: I rode a horse to get where ever


Date: Monday, January 27, 2003 at 08:40:51 AM
Email: sm@the friary
Name: St. Martin
Message: I once overheard a man in confssion say he rode a nun from Cork and the old priest replied, 'Son it's bette than walking from Cork'


Date: Tuesday, January 28, 2003 at 10:49:12 AM
Email: be@thehokey.com
Name: bye gum, begobs, begorrah
Message: jeepers, creepers, keep on those sleepers, jimmy Eccles book of old Sligo is very fond of ducks and swans. Not a seagull in sight. There's a photo of Elsinore lodge in it from 1969 and it looks the same dump as today. Sure if they don't want to patch it up, get Dubdya to surgically strike on his way to the gulf! De old Limerick hoors are making a packet at shannon wit de yanks, and thewn they have de business from all those protesters as well, creaming it. Strandhill should put a bid in. Becripes it'd be grand.


Date: Tuesday, January 28, 2003 at 04:12:17 PM
Email: toc@thebeach
Name: The Ould Cannon
Message: Now sir, I will have you know that we here in Strandhill don't have any hookers happy or sad other than sailing ships. And as for our fine edifice taking Yankees enroute to the Gulf the ould runway is too short for the big clippers. However we can always ask Dubya to send smaller planes. I suppose a few mobile homes would do the girls.


Date: Tuesday, January 28, 2003 at 04:41:08 PM
Email: wby@thebank
Name: W B Yeats
Message: Well Con my dear they used the spade that dug my grave to turn the sod for the foundation for your statue. I hope you won't be lonely out there. A great shame they way the ignore Eva here in Sligo. At least she is commemorated in that delightful book of essays "The Library of John Quinn"


Date: Wednesday, January 29, 2003 at 04:22:57 PM
Email: tsm@stoneworks
Name: The Statue Maker
Message: Did yez all see that Jack Straw said yer man in Iraq is cracking under pressure. Now that is dangerous and if you statutes of Sligo take my advice I can check you all out for a small consideration


Date: Thursday, January 30, 2003 at 12:46:35 AM
Email: GWB@teacban.org
Name: Dubya
Message: Howdie, we are havin' awwful trouble at that there aerpoort at Rineanna, and cud uez tell me if Lar Easa would bee saffer fer to use fer our boys on the way to kill and be kilt? Condellesa tells me there is no duteee freee, but as I'm a sworn teetottalleeer myself' it don't make no difference to me. Let me know how good on sekurity it is, can we keep the hatchet peeble away. An' how close to Eyerack is it? See ye all an' Laura sends her love


Date: Thursday, January 30, 2003 at 05:25:50 AM
Email: toc@the beach
Name: The Ould Canon
Message: Good morrow Mr President. I'm so ancient I still use old English hence the opening words of greting to you and yours. We here at the foot of Beunos Ayres Drive have a great little airport that is jolly well great for your troopers and no hookers allowed sir. Therefore they cannot get the clap and I have axed all axes in the area between Gibraltar, Coney Island and Siberia. The landing lights are on twenty four hours a day for you. Just look out for the bloody rabbits and the foxy Byrnes!


Date: Friday, January 31, 2003 at 04:09:29 PM
Email: hb@sligoriver
Name: Hyde Bridge
Message: It was a Mr Byrne who brought the first white bread to Sligo town in 1945 at the end of WW11. And the crowds flocked to his van parked in the Distillery yard. He brought the bread from Ballyshannon.


Date: Saturday, February 01, 2003 at 03:00:19 AM
Email: pam@townhall.ie
Name: P A McHugh
Message: The annual estimates meetings are becoming a laugh here at the Town Hall. Better still is Councilor Bacon saying that the council should listen to the professionals as they know what they are talking about!!! Why is Cllr. Bacon on the council if this is the case? How come Bertie sans anorak plus Celia did not get his mark on the letter from European leaders?


Date: Saturday, February 01, 2003 at 10:32:52 PM
Email: pam@sligotown hall.ie
Name: P A McHugh
Message: At a meeting of the Borough of Sligo in the latter years of the last milennium a proposal was put to those in attendance that Gondolas be placed on the Sligo or Garavogue River. One member of that select vestry Alderman Stephen McDonagh known to the public at large by the sobriquet 'Tabby' asked the eternal question, "Who will feed them?" In another debate on the demolition of an illicit building the same gentleman, asked, "Why can't it just be knocked down!" Gems like this create much food for stage and literature undreamed of by artists who are supposed to be professional.


Date: Saturday, February 01, 2003 at 10:37:27 PM
Email: le@creansx.ie
Name: Lady Erin
Message: Ah now PA sure in your own time at the Sligo Lyre Player weekly and that of my neigbour Billy Peebles and the Sligo Independent the council meetings were reported verbatim. Such literature has never been seen since! How times have changed. Mickey Dunt a former Mayor of Sligo was greeted on Holborn Hill one day by a lady who said to him, "Your the oul' hoor who put up our rent!" Mickey Dunt being a true gentleman replied, " A physical impossibilty madam."


Date: Saturday, February 01, 2003 at 10:41:49 PM
Email: be@khrist@manumission.com
Name: bye gum, bejasus, bye george
Message: Hi folks, Dubdya here in a folksy, homey, howz yer father kinda way! We in the country that own all yer mortages, jobs and dreams is distraught with the loss of our fine men in the Columbia tonight! We know that more spudless hombres came from Sligo port during the famine than" Martin O'Deiran's rats" now protesting in shannon. We is going to transfer all operations to Lar Easa henceforth and glory to the Beirnes, so help me ... Dubdya


Date: Saturday, February 01, 2003 at 11:39:37 PM
Email: robin_castree@hotmail.com
Name: Robin Castree
Message: I enjoyed the site very much, nothing pretensious - just freindly and inviting. I hope that your Metal Man finds all of his brothers one day and that your nets always remain full.


Date: Saturday, February 01, 2003 at 11:53:05 PM
Email: robin_castree@hotmail.com
Name: Robin Castree
Message: I wrote the last message before I read the guestbook. Hell's bells - what do they put in the water there? Have any of you kind folk seen Roysten Vasey? well you're it. Please please, seek some counselling and make sure that you never come to England, I want to sleep safe in my bed.


Date: Sunday, February 02, 2003 at 05:43:49 AM
Email: mm@rossespoint.ie
Name: MetalMan
Message: My good Man Robin perchance you might inform us what exactly are your concerns in these mind boggling entries?


Date: Sunday, February 02, 2003 at 09:41:42 AM
Email: er@buckhouse
Name: Elizabeth Regina 11
Message: Oh dear I am saddened to read that one of my subjects has had a difficulty with the guest book. Silly man, must be a PC Blairite. Poor Cherie got bitten by that nasty Australian chappie. Once it was "Call me Tony" and now its Prime Minister Blair as he sucks up to the Texan oil driller. Philip and I have to keep buckets full of water all over the palaces in case of fire. Philip wonders why the Fire Brigade want more money and says thirty bob a week is ample for them. The corgis cost me a guinea each per week . .they make up their nutrition by scavenging the neighbours bins.Tally ho! And your all jolly welcome here in YUK


Date: Sunday, February 02, 2003 at 09:43:02 AM
Email: cm@the boathouse
Name: Captain Moonlight
Message: Avast ye swasbucklers to the boards and we all head for England and capture yer man Robbie as a slave.


Date: Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 08:07:40 PM
Email: GrimesM4c3@aol.com
Name: Maria Grimes
Message: fantastic sight. Looking for family of ary Ann Bruen who married Hubert O'Boyle early 1920's. mary was the daughter of John Bruen and Anne Higgins of Rosses Point. Please, does anyone know where I can contact any family members? Regards Maria


Date: Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 10:59:00 PM
Email: tm@carrignagat
Name: Teeling Monument
Message: Imagine Messrs Chirac and Blair having a chat without once insulting each other? In 1798 it was Wolfe Tone and Chirac's forerunner who chatted amicably. By any chance is that ould canon the one we took at Carrignagat in'98?


Date: Tuesday, February 04, 2003 at 11:00:49 PM
Email: le@crean'scross.ie
Name: Lady Erin
Message: Teeling your up there at Carrignagat and I'm here at the heart fo Sligo town representing all you people did for Ireland in 1798. The republic is here, alas I don't recognise it.


Date: Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 08:04:01 PM
Email: holy@grail.com
Name: War memorial victoria line
Message: Dear Lady Erin, tis a different country than te great one we fought for in 2 great wars and for 60 years our ultimate sacrifice was denied by the mealy mouth republicans. WB was right "a terrible beauty was borne" and now tis reared, Frankinstein like and stalks the streets and alleys, highways and byeways in self interest, the me feiners, myself alone! full of sound and fury meaning nothing! Ochon, ochon ochon, ochon O.


Date: Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 11:39:05 PM
Email: pam@town hall.ie
Name: P A McHugh
Message: The War Memorial is on Albert Line,now Pearse Road. Victoria line is Markievicz Road.


Date: Saturday, February 08, 2003 at 03:31:10 AM
Email: tsos@placeofshells.
Name: The Statues of Sligo
Message: We wish peace and goodwill to all through use of the United Nations as it was initially founded to wage peace and not war. 'Tis high time mankind learned how to turn the sword into a plough and feed the many starving people and not the bank accounts of a select few. Metal Man,Lady Erin, P A McHugh, The 1914 Monument, Teeling of Carrignagat, St. Martin at The Friary, W B Yeats, Con in storage and Waiting by the shore.


Date: Saturday, February 08, 2003 at 12:49:25 PM
Email: annegillen@eircom.net
Name: Anne Kavanagh
Message: Delighted to read the previous message from The Statues Of Sligo. I "second" their vote for peace,not war.


Date: Saturday, February 08, 2003 at 09:14:29 PM
Email: mm@rossespoint.com
Name: Metal Man
Message: Dear Ghoul, surely you mean the end of the 19th century when you talk of those who were despatched by our peaceable neigbours. It was our own politicians who despatched many from these shores in the latter years of the 20th century. Having dwelt on your question, one would assume that the spirits of those past who fled our shores seeking a chance to live would not like to see refugees from any country in this the 21st century when we are all supposed to be better educated and more sophisticated than any previous generations. Incidentally the wealthy Americans go south for winter just as the native Americans of all classes did.


Date: Saturday, February 08, 2003 at 11:04:31 PM
Email: con@lisadell.ie
Name: Con in the crate
Message: So Hilary wants Ireland to endorse her fight for the White House via Iraq. My advice woman to woman Hilary is take up your own gun and go fight your own war as I did.


Date: Saturday, February 08, 2003 at 11:07:35 PM
Email: qm@misguna.ie
Name: Queen Maeve
Message: Och ye are a great women yet Con! Cumann na mBan could indeed teach Hilary a thing or two anout fighting and winning. Did yez all read about them Australian women strutting about naked for an aerial shot in protest against war? Now that's the way to so it, frighten the ghoulies off the men.


Date: Saturday, February 08, 2003 at 11:12:02 PM
Email: gangoffour@the world
Name: The Four Horsemen
Message: We the undersigned are not afriad of any woman, naked or otherwise hence we send other people to fight battles while we sit in the comfort and opulence of home and office, wining an dining (except Dubya who only dines on pizzas and pretzels). Yours truly Dubya (USA); Call me Tony; (YUK) Sean Beag alias Little Johnny (YUK Colony of Australia); He who calls the shots Radio Aerial Sharon


Date: Saturday, February 08, 2003 at 11:17:05 PM
Email: SOL@newjersey.org
Name: Statue of Liberty
Message: Dear Statues of Sligo I am seeking asylum. Can I come and live on Coney Island? You lot seem to have so much peace there and it comes to you "dropping slowly" with only the noise of the bees in the glade while I have so many loud mouths to contend with here. Now my heart belongs to New Jersey who cannot even put a sweater on me to keep me warm in winter.


Date: Saturday, February 08, 2003 at 11:18:49 PM
Email: empire@ny..org
Name: Empire State
Message: I'm King of the Castle once again. The empire State Building is back in control of New York and the stone lady is now owned by New Jersey.


Date: Saturday, February 08, 2003 at 11:20:48 PM
Email: pam@townhall.sligo
Name: P A McHugh
Message: Well at least statues are here forever. Did any of you ever read Brendan Behan's poem about the attack on the statue of General Gough in the Phoenix Park?


Date: Monday, February 10, 2003 at 06:10:45 PM
Email: sean_bruen@yahoo.co.uk
Name: Sean Bruen
Message: Hello everyone ! I've been away for a while, but back now, if anyone wants to contact me I have a new email address. I'm doing well and still living in Belfast, but commuting to Edinburgh during the week Slan Sean


Date: Monday, February 10, 2003 at 10:53:17 PM
Email: mccreevy@financedublin.
Name: Charlie
Message: Dear Sean, as you are doing well could you lend the ould Free State a few bob to keep it going. The ministerial drivers now have to pay speeding fines and 'tis a bit hard on the ould tax payer to ask them to pay rates and road tax and income tax as well as look after the friends of the Soldiers of Destiny. And sure the sterling is flying it against the Euro so your donation would be twice the value. Slan Charlie


Date: Monday, February 10, 2003 at 10:55:00 PM
Email: smaf@highst.ie
Name: St Martin at the Friary
Message: The next midnight dance will be on St Valentine's night in O'Connell Street - weather permitting. Admission is 3000 Euros and all proceeds go to Charlie McGreevy to keep Ireland afloat.


Date: Friday, February 14, 2003 at 03:33:35 AM
Email: gwb@teacban.us
Name: Dubya
Message: Good peeble of near Coney Island is it true that Austie Gillen deported all the Afghan hounds from your city to the metropolis of Dromahair? I'm seeking to buy intelligence as my mum keeps saying I don't have enough.


Date: Friday, February 14, 2003 at 03:35:37 AM
Email: qmb@misguan.us
Name: Maeve
Message: Yer eons too late sir, Joe Hennigan ceased his travelling shop sometime in the 60 or 70 decade of the last century. He might have some lying about in between the cats in his shop. Although here in the West of Ireland we call them pussies.


Date: Friday, February 14, 2003 at 10:54:35 AM
Email: bedeholy@mackerel.com
Name: war memorial
Message: Dear PA, forgive my mixing up my Albert and Victoria lines, the shell shock has my brain frazzled! Sure I rember you sitting pretty on the top of Knox Street near fish corner lording over the traffic like the policeman in the dodgems at Harrisons in Bundoran years ago. And a fine view of Victoria Bridge you had too! Or was it Corcorans Mall or Charlotte Street no twas at the Corner of Ratcliffe and High Street, no that is Lady E opposite Billy P's. Anyway you were'nt long out of the Gethin Street palace. Alot of Sligo men ended up in the palace in those days for robbing Juicy Joe's on Gore Street. Alas George street is no more and William Street took the green soup but union street will always be so. The ringing in my ears has be befuddled, even the poppies are bleeding or is it olives, oh cripes am I even in the right war!!! WM


Date: Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 12:17:44 AM
Email: le@creansx.ie
Name: Lady Erin
Message: One gentleman a painter by profession Ned Langan was incarcerated in the Gethin Street palace for seven days. He was out after three days and upon being met by a fellow Sligonian under my gaze was asked how he got out so quick, replied, " I painted a hole on the wall!." The reponse, " Begobs, they'll make ye pay for the stones to be repaired when they catch ye!" And speaking of street names, my dear fellow, you omitted the Rope Walk, Vernon St, James's Street, Ramsey's Row, Knagg's Row, Smiths' Row and Walkers Row and Armstrong's Row all had houses that resembled those in Angela's Ashes.


Date: Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 11:24:36 PM
Email: sob@eejit.net
Name: Seamus O'Gallagher
Message: As of today Sunday February 16, 2003 our premises the E A FitzPatrick Asylum for Widowed and Orphaned Men in New York is full to the gills and we sadly have to refuse all asylum seekers until further notice. It appears that we sufer from being too near to the UN HQ. Are there any empty houses on Coney Island for me and my regulars to rent for the duration? We have lots of brown paper bags full of you know what and its all untraceable.


Date: Sunday, February 16, 2003 at 04:34:41 AM
Email: sg@rossespoint.com
Name: Seagull
Message: Seamus me lad, just pack yer brown paper bags and come on down! Sunny Ray of Alcantara will put out the welcome mat for you


Date: Sunday, February 16, 2003 at 05:10:43 AM
Email: tm@carrignagat
Name: Teeling Monument
Message: If you listen closely: you can hear the cheers of the Hungarian IDA because the Hungarian government have given (for money) the use of Taszar air base to US Defence Forces to train Iraqi dissendents. Begobs we have Strandhill Airport, the Sand dunes and the two golf courses to hire out. We would make a fortune from brothels, bars and bus hire from Strandhill to Rosses Point. Think of it all restaraunts and cafes full day and night. How about a delegation to Bertie sans anorak plus Celia?


Date: Monday, February 17, 2003 at 05:48:30 PM
Email: ppatster@optonline.net
Name: Patti
Message: Hi, Looking for ancestors of James Devaney (b. 1855 Ireland) immigrated 1856 to NY, d. 1931 (NJ). Married Mary Elizabeth Peters b.1857 Ireland d. 1947. Believe James was a tailor. Lived in NJ (Union City area) Offspring: Sarah, Katherine Lillian, Mary Elizabeth, James, Patrick, Honora (Laura) may be more. Any help will be appreciated.


Date: Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 10:51:44 PM
Email: sufferance@constance.com
Name: old woman in Hazelwood
Message: Lady Erin, your lady ship seems an authority on your Ramsey, walkers and Knaggs walks. Is you recollecting spent passions down leafy Sligo lanes, shame on you the ideal of Devs Wombhood dancing at the most prominent crossroad in the county of Sligo. Dear Ernin you need decent company, perhaps Constance our reble countess could share your spacious plinth and shake up your pious platitudinous claptrap! You could take Eva for a walk up lover lane tipping the velvet before you amble back via circular road, Gallow hill old pound street, pound street , high street and market street. Lady E you deserve a pitch on Princess Street outside the RC Cathedral. Vernon street was buldozed years ago and is now part of Sligo's combat zone along with James Street. Albert Street looked so good in the Reign of George IV, mise le meas, Shean bean na coilte


Date: Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 11:06:02 PM
Email: le@creanscross.ie
Name: Lady Erin
Message: I think Sean Bean Hazelwood that the fire has indeed got into your head. Do I detect a little anger there? I hope not. The Albert Line as it was originally called was rechristened Pearse by the good burghers of Sligo, both Castle and Castle Catholic alike. Con has been allocated her own spot in Drumcliffe, alas I would love some female companionship as it has been P.A in Sligo and Ballymote, Teeling at Carrignagat, all good men I might add, but there is indeed women's business to be discussed. The price of nappies, turnips, knitting and crocheting patterns to be exchanged etc, etc. I'm off for a walk along the shore of Lough Gill behind the Hermitage.


Date: Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 11:09:19 PM
Email: Charliebrown.ie
Name: Argue & Phibbs
Message: The fool who submitted the mesage about the young man and the pop singer should realise the following. Your computer leaves a track on this site and the owner of the computer from which this message was sent can indeed under international law be sued for libel amongst other things. A precedent was set in late 2002 for such legal action.


Date: Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 04:55:25 PM
Email: lisa.jones@liverpool.gov.uk
Name: Lisa Jones
Message: What a great website. Have you found the Metal Men yet?


Date: Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 12:05:59 PM
Email: bedeholy@mackerel.com
Name: Sean Bean Bocht Hazelwood
Message: Dear no your Ladyship, just admiration, in my day we were all inhibited and as Somerset Maughan did say "tis not the pleasures that one has succumbed to that are missed, but rather the regret of the temptations one has resisted". Anyway as a member of your pesantry buoichas for your pedantry! SBB Congratulations to the Friars 750!


Date: Friday, February 21, 2003 at 05:50:49 AM
Email: seamus@hotmail.com
Name: Seamus Reynolds
Message: Having read every entry in this guest book all one can say is what a gem of historical little pieces about Sligo. More power to your pens.


Date: Saturday, February 22, 2003 at 10:19:41 PM
Email: declanfoley@ireland.com
Name: Declan Foley
Message: G'day from Australia Just to let you all know the Beyond Ben Bulben Yeats url is now www.benbulben.net Regards to all
 


Date: Wednesday, February 26, 2003 at 03:52:23 AM
Email: le@creanscross.ie
Name: Lady Erin
Message: Arrah young fella, never mind Alfie's Sraide Sean siopa, he had The Cash Stores on the MCR, t'would do your hear good to see it full of cartons.And what about Henry & Mrs Kearns butcher shop in Pound Street with sawdust on the floor -and God be good to them both - the best couple to keep the ash on the Woodbine the entire length while smoking, talking and cutting a chop or a steak at the same time. And Henry was a humdinger wiht the flat of the knife swating flys on the side of beef as he said through smoke and ash,"Get out ye bastard!" Ah, sure they were the days when mate didn't kill people.


Date: Wednesday, February 26, 2003 at 03:59:01 AM
Email: gwb@teachban.usa
Name: Dubya
Message: Deer peeble of Ieland I want to tnak you for the use of Rineanna, can we fill up our armoured vehicles in Tubbercurry on the way to Iraq? I have gotten nues from my intelligence that this place sells the cheapest gas in Ireland . don't say this out loud but Rumsfeld is full of gas and he smells worse than Condellsa's tabby cat ona bad day. Ye get my drift. Laura, . . . Laura that was a joke . . . aw shuks wiimen!!!!


Date: Thursday, February 27, 2003 at 06:48:15 PM
Email: F&F@alot.more.to.do.com
Name: Finbar McFerret
Message: Bejasus, am I missing something or what but is Lady Erin answering Maeve's e mails! Tis it they are de one person like along wit Constance M, Sligo's answer to de fecking Trinity. Be the hokey now that's a quare one for yez.


Date: Thursday, February 27, 2003 at 10:59:23 PM
Email: le@creanscross.sligo
Name: Lady Erin
Message: My dear Finbar McFerret, this is a conversation between the Statues of Sligo and others. Any of the statues may respond to another message. You see we Sligo statues are unique and on the same wavelength on many issues. So enjoy our pearls of thought and historical asides. The only thing we do find a little upsetting is when imposters attempt to don our mantels. Sincerely, Lady Erin on behalf of P A McHugh Sligo town and Ballymote, The Teeling Monument Carrignagat, The War Monument, W B Yeats at the bank, Countess Markievicz, St Martin de Porres at the Friary and last but by no means least The Metal Man and Queen Maeve, Seagull and his brother-in-law. Enjoy the banter Finbar and continue your own delightful Socratic weaving of questions and responses:)


Date: Friday, February 28, 2003 at 01:15:06 AM
Email: annegillen@eircom.net
Name: Anne Kavanagh
Message: Calling on all you learned Statues of Sligo. Can anybody tell me where I can find the poem which contains these lines? Nior saolaiodh me gur cailleadh e Is mo me i mise amhain. Cailltear le gach focal me Ach eirim le gach anail------------ An me nua sin a leannann me Go gcomhliontar mise amhain. I think it was from Sean O Riordan I have tried elsewhere. Thanks and Cheers. Anne


Date: Friday, February 28, 2003 at 04:31:03 AM
Email: mary_ellen_tucker@hotmail.com
Name: Mary Ellen Leydon Tucker
Message: After nearly three years I will be back on COney Island the end of March with my Dad Michael Leydon. I can't wait. I live in Houston Texas.


Date: Friday, February 28, 2003 at 04:47:22 PM
Email: con@drumcliff.ie
Name: Countess Con
Message: Dil Cailin Deas Feachaint seo http://www.from-ireland.net/poemspoets/new/saoirse.htm Slan


Date: Sunday, March 02, 2003 at 12:43:48 AM
Email: yretfar@advnet.net
Name: Michael Raftery
Message: Enjoy the site. Brings back many memories of childhood in Sligo


Date: Sunday, March 02, 2003 at 05:40:13 PM
Email: F&F@whole.lot.more.to.do.com
Name: Finbar McFerret
Message: Dear Lady E, As Del boy would dit...Touche, no more than Maeve, you is truly a woman outstanding in your own field. Tis good to know that you statues is the feministic trinitification of liberated dark Rosaleen, an bo donn, mother Eire herself. As ould Socrates himself would say "when de student is ready, de master appears". We is all learning so much in your virtual hedge school, tis light years ahead of de christian brothers of my own day and all the other 12 McFerret buachailli, Phonsie, Fergal, Francie, Fiachra, Frank, Pheisty, Phillip, Pheilim, Philates, Pharoah, Fenton and Phantom. We mispent our youth in Kilgallons Picture house or Egans public house on corner of Albert street and Castle, but we never learnt to read Kilgallons leabhair or Woodmartins history of de landed bucks or Finnegans sinbad shore or numerous others. Lady E you is de muse, de fountain of knowledge, de oracle incarnate, de big mama and we ferrets humbly and ever so obsequiously is at your service....


Date: Monday, March 10, 2003 at 07:58:42 AM
Email: sob@eejit.net
Name: Seamus O'Gallagher
Message: Talk about being inundated with visitors. Mayor Cummins, wife and 19 children along with their in-laws, out-laws etc are staying here for the St Patrick's Day weekend, then yon eejit Foley arrives from Australia and has half a dozen more from Venice, Florida to stay for a few nights. At least Foley invited me and all the residents of the E A FitzPatrick Asylum for widowed & orphaned men to the launch by Mayor Cummins of Prodigal Father Revisited: Writers and Artists in the world of John Butler Yeats on Sunday March 16 at 3 o'clock in the afternoon at the Mansfield Hotel W44th Street, see ye there, Slan lath agus plaster lath Seamus


Date: Friday, March 14, 2003 at 09:44:33 AM
Email: Bryancreer@aol.com
Name: Bryan Creer
Message: I must come and visit the Metal Man now that I've found out where he lives. In the meantime can anybody tell me anything about a tune in his honour that has become popular around here. Called simply Metal Man, it's in 3/4 time but isn't really a waltz. Does anyone know if it's traditional or composed? Bryan


Date: Saturday, March 15, 2003 at 11:06:52 PM
Email: annegillen@eircon.net
Name: Anne Kavanagh
Message: Happy St.Patrick's Day to you all at home and abroad. Have a great day on Monday. Cheers, Anne


Date: Sunday, March 16, 2003 at 08:41:10 PM
Email: graham.macintosh@lineone.net
Name: graham macintosh
Message: absolutly fantastic great


Date: Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 11:11:38 AM
Email: seagull@rock.com
Name: seagull
Message: Where has everyone gone?


Date: Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 02:42:00 AM
Email: Sligo
Name: Backavenue
Message: Now that Foley has gone back to OZ we can get back to reality.


Date: Monday, March 31, 2003 at 03:50:59 AM
Email: gwb@teachban.usa
Name: Dubya
Message: Deer peeble of Rosses Point, Coney Island and surrounding areas, I come to axe you fer support and assistance. I am currently agin anything French, so I axe you one and all to cease using anything dat's got French in it. No more fries,letters and especially kisses as then you might not get the need for the former.


Date: Monday, March 31, 2003 at 10:29:13 PM
Email: mm@rossespoint.ie
Name: Metal Man
Message: Someone should tell the emperor of the US he is not wearing any clothes! Long before he was formed in his dad's bag, many another man's dad was in uniform in Baghdad.


Date: Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 12:12:05 AM
Email: pam@townhall.ie
Name: P A McHugh
Message: Honestly this is shocking, now going on April 2nd and that bloody crowd in Wine Street have not put a copy of the Lyre Players Weekly up yet. Dammit how is a statute supposed to know what shennagins that shower of TG's are getting up to in the Town Hall. When I was mayor the only jaunt I got was to Ballymote or home to Kiltyclogher in the County Leitrim. Now begobs their in Chicago or New York for our national day. Why can't they celebrate our national day here where our nation or a bit of it at least is?


Date: Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 12:14:06 AM
Email: wby@thebank.ie
Name: W B Yeats
Message: Now, now P A at least this year give the Mayor of Sligo some credence, didn't he launch a book about my father John Butler Yeats whilst in New York for St. Patrick's Day. Some culture other than quaffing pints of Guinness you might agree.


Date: Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 12:16:17 AM
Email: smaf@highst.ie
Name: St. Martin at the Friary
Message: Yes indeed Willie you are right, 'tis better the culture than the beer. After all St.Patrick did bring the light to our shores and that included reading and writing. And when all is said and done the Mayor Tommy Cummins does hail from Tireragh and that is where the Yellow Book of Lecan originated.


Date: Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 12:16:29 AM
Email: smaf@highst.ie
Name: St. Martin at the Friary
Message: Yes indeed Willie you are right, 'tis better the culture than the beer. After all St.Patrick did bring the light to our shores and that included reading and writing. And when all is said and done the Mayor Tommy Cummins does hail from Tireragh and that is where the Yellow Book of Lecan originated.


Date: Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 12:18:49 AM
Email: le@creansx.ie
Name: Lady Erin
Message: Who fears to speak of '98, not us statues of Sligo. If only ould Ireland was over here sing the Yanks, as they put their trust in God as the call the greenback. 'Tis a good job we have lots of holy wells and no oil wells in Ireland, or yer man might be calling Bertie a dictator for the way he runs the Dail!


Date: Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 12:35:53 AM
Email: qm@misguan.ie
Name: Maeve
Message: If himself and meself were over yonder we'd have the invaders run home across the sea without any of this new fangled stuff. The oul brown and white bull were great for making fertiliser for Connacht and Ulaid. Meself and himself would chase them after the invaders and the invaders never went home constipated after the chase! Imagine what we could do for the deserts of Iraq with a few bulls chasing the USMC who I'm informed are full of it:)


Continued in Volume 32